The Bro Code

The bond between two men is stronger that the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than woman. That's just science.

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Article 1 can trace its genesis all the way back to Genesis. No, not the Peter Gabriel/Phil Collins pop triad, but the biblical book. The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls has unearthed a once-lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of the Bro Code:

Book of Barnabas 1:1

And everything of need was provided in the Garden. Fruit, water companionship. But one day, Adam came upon a naked chick, Eve, and desired her olive leaf. And so Adam wenteth behind an apple tree to know Eve, totally ditching his Bro, Phil, who had Knicks tickets. Courtside. Long story short, humankind became self-aware, paradise was lost, and well, we all know what happend to the Knicks.

Article 2

A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as log as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Article 3

If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

Article 4

Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It's a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason... no, not even that reason.  

Article 5

Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.

Article 6

A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of the other Bros in a gym locker room.